Rico Con El Dico is known for his rapier wit, affinity for all things German and his tendencies for awkward social situations. Recently he danced with a crystal meth raver at an Applebees. Rico loves the ladies and they on occasion love him back! Despite easily passing for an extra to the Twilight cast, he prefers dark featured brunettes. While his comments can be borderline retarded, Rico surprisingly is working on his second masters degree. When he gets intoxicated, ask him about the fried chicken story.
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